Miss Plumberman (wearing pink socks…ofcourse)

[janestarz]

Today I was remembered why I really really really had to move out and away from Gassy. She cleaned the birdcage and looked at me demonically (like planting a knife in my back any minute now) saying I had to clean the sink better because the fact that I eat means it now is clogged. So I replied “What do you think I did last night, just suck on my spunge?!” There was a note on the sink saying “Please throw away rubbish from the sink. Thanks in advance.” That was the first to go…

Then I grabbed my really big wrench and started unscrewing the swan’s neck (is this proper English?) which was filled with grease. It smelled like hell, and I cleaned it with chloor and rescrewed it. Why is getting stuff on always easier than getting stuff off? (This even applies to foreplay and the way buttons never open when you want them to)

Comments

[tommycee.livejournal.com]

I think yur right about things getting on easier than off.
(Thinks about a certain someone and a certain t-shirt)
Glad we both didn't have any buttoned things....
Except euhm... pants... but well they were on for most of the time (except when sleeping ofcoursE!)

Do you actually wanna know?

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

Euhm....

*thinks real hard* *ouch* [that hurts]

Euhm...yeah I guess. I'm not surprised you commented on the second part, but also that you didn't comment on the first part. Tee-hee! Me Spunge Plunger Grrrl!

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

That was really intelligent.

No, I did the things through the toilet and through the bathroom sink. It did leak though, because I had accidentally pulled another piece of tube out which wasn't supposed to come out...but I fixed that too.

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

When I told the owner of the bar that there was a coin stuck in his pooltable, he came at me with a big knife. But I always think about my inner power :)

Sorry. No, knives are way cool! I have some. Really sharp basterds too!

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

*picks something up from the floor*

Is this your finger or mine?

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

*throws towel in the ring*

You clean it up!

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

Besides, bra's are easy.

EEeeeee

Zie!