Spam-of-the-day
Aug. 25th, 2010 04:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
janestarzAll emphasis and comments mine, of course. To clarify, I'll make all my comments {{underlined and bracketed}}.
From: MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT (marcel_moeller2@web.de)
To: anijm [@] hotmail.com {{(not my real mail address, we only protect the innocent)}}
Subject: Notification Date: 25 08 - 2010.
Microsoft Promotion Award Team.
Stamford New Road,
Altrincham Cheshire
WA14 1EP
London.
United Kingdom.
Notification Date: 25 08 - 2010.
MICROSOFT FINAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.
It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a surprise but please find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft, in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.) held AUGUST 2010, in London United Kingdom. Where your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 850,000.00 {Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling's {{OMG Pound Sterlings!}}}. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from each continent of the world wide web drawn from all the continents of the world.
They are arranged in this format below:
CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES
1st. 2 950,000.00 pounds each
2nd. 8 850,000.00 pounds each
3rd. 13 550,000.00 pounds each
4th. 27 350,000.00 pounds each
We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you. {{If your database isn't up to date, it's not my bloody problem. So why should I verify? Oh, right, I really want that moneys. Poundses sterlings! It's Gollum all over again!}} It is important to note that your award information was released with the following particulars attached to it.
(1) Award numbers: MWL#2010
(2) Email ticket numbers: 1690-2445-8598-57,
(3) Batch numbers: 850MBL#2010
(4) The file reference numbers: MFR-Y/250-450810
(5) Serial Numbers: MST/776/ML1401
{{THESE NUMBERS MUST MEAN I'VE WON!!! OMGSES! Let's all send totally random sequences to other people and see if they fall for my scam. It makes it look so totally more legitimate!}}
For verification purpose be sure to include:
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
1. Full Names:
2. Sex: {{Not for a while now. Can you help with that?}}
3. Age:
4. Marital Status:
5. Nationality:
6. Residential Address:
7. Occupation/Position Held:
8. Telephone Number:
9. Fax Number:
10. Have you ever won an Online Lottery ? {{YES, by godseses, millions of them. I usually never pick up my prize, but you guys are special!}}
To file for your claim, Please contact your Validating Officer for VALIDATION of your winning within Twenty-nine working days of this winning notification. Winnings that are not validated within Twenty-nine working days of winning notification are termed void and invalid {{Translation: it'll need crutches. Or possibly a wheelchair!}}. You are required to mention the above particulars of your award in every correspondence to enable the Agent validate your winning.
***********************************************************************
FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER
SIR. ROBERT CARDEN
MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT (UK).
M.S. PRO. ZONAL COORDINATOR.
Email: sir-robertcarden@wss-id.org
***********************************************************************
The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by our CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates and a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide. The Microsoft Window lottery has discovered a huge number of double claims due to winners informing close friends relatives and third parties about their winning and also sharing their pin numbers. {{Pin numbers should never be shared...you should know better than that!}}
As a result of this, these friends try to claim the lottery on behalf of the real winners. The Microsoft lottery has reached a decision from headquarters that any double claim discovered by the Lottery Board will result to the Canceling of that particular winning, making a loss for both the double claimer and the real winner, as it is taken that the real winner was the informer to the double claimer about the lottery. So you are hereby strongly advised once more to keep your winnings strictly confidential until you claim your prize. {{Incidentally, this will also prohibit us from telling the POLICE about your ILLICIT practices and SPAM}}
Once again on behalf of all our staff,
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Sincerely,
MICROSOFT DIRECTORATE UNIT
M.S.PRO. ZONAL COORDINATOR.
From: MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT (marcel_moeller2@web.de)
To: anijm [@] hotmail.com {{(not my real mail address, we only protect the innocent)}}
Subject: Notification Date: 25 08 - 2010.
Microsoft Promotion Award Team.
Stamford New Road,
Altrincham Cheshire
WA14 1EP
London.
United Kingdom.
Notification Date: 25 08 - 2010.
MICROSOFT FINAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.
It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a surprise but please find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft, in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.) held AUGUST 2010, in London United Kingdom. Where your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 850,000.00 {Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling's {{OMG Pound Sterlings!}}}. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from each continent of the world wide web drawn from all the continents of the world.
They are arranged in this format below:
CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES
1st. 2 950,000.00 pounds each
2nd. 8 850,000.00 pounds each
3rd. 13 550,000.00 pounds each
4th. 27 350,000.00 pounds each
We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you. {{If your database isn't up to date, it's not my bloody problem. So why should I verify? Oh, right, I really want that moneys. Poundses sterlings! It's Gollum all over again!}} It is important to note that your award information was released with the following particulars attached to it.
(1) Award numbers: MWL#2010
(2) Email ticket numbers: 1690-2445-8598-57,
(3) Batch numbers: 850MBL#2010
(4) The file reference numbers: MFR-Y/250-450810
(5) Serial Numbers: MST/776/ML1401
{{THESE NUMBERS MUST MEAN I'VE WON!!! OMGSES! Let's all send totally random sequences to other people and see if they fall for my scam. It makes it look so totally more legitimate!}}
For verification purpose be sure to include:
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
1. Full Names:
2. Sex: {{Not for a while now. Can you help with that?}}
3. Age:
4. Marital Status:
5. Nationality:
6. Residential Address:
7. Occupation/Position Held:
8. Telephone Number:
9. Fax Number:
10. Have you ever won an Online Lottery ? {{YES, by godseses, millions of them. I usually never pick up my prize, but you guys are special!}}
To file for your claim, Please contact your Validating Officer for VALIDATION of your winning within Twenty-nine working days of this winning notification. Winnings that are not validated within Twenty-nine working days of winning notification are termed void and invalid {{Translation: it'll need crutches. Or possibly a wheelchair!}}. You are required to mention the above particulars of your award in every correspondence to enable the Agent validate your winning.
***********************************************************************
FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER
SIR. ROBERT CARDEN
MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT (UK).
M.S. PRO. ZONAL COORDINATOR.
Email: sir-robertcarden@wss-id.org
***********************************************************************
The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by our CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates and a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide. The Microsoft Window lottery has discovered a huge number of double claims due to winners informing close friends relatives and third parties about their winning and also sharing their pin numbers. {{Pin numbers should never be shared...you should know better than that!}}
As a result of this, these friends try to claim the lottery on behalf of the real winners. The Microsoft lottery has reached a decision from headquarters that any double claim discovered by the Lottery Board will result to the Canceling of that particular winning, making a loss for both the double claimer and the real winner, as it is taken that the real winner was the informer to the double claimer about the lottery. So you are hereby strongly advised once more to keep your winnings strictly confidential until you claim your prize. {{Incidentally, this will also prohibit us from telling the POLICE about your ILLICIT practices and SPAM}}
Once again on behalf of all our staff,
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Sincerely,
MICROSOFT DIRECTORATE UNIT
M.S.PRO. ZONAL COORDINATOR.
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Date: 2010-08-25 06:02 pm (UTC)Je zou overigens bijna zeggen dat ze daar in Redmond geen geld hebben om iemand te vinden voor wie het engels de eerste voertaal is.
Prachtig overigens die ingebouwde uitweg waardoor ze nooit hoeven uit te keren. "Oh u heeft gewonnen? Dank u voor uw persoonlijke gegevens, maar helaas heeft er nog iemand dat lotnummer ingediend en is er dus sprake van een dubbele claim."
Ze hebben die miljoen email adressen dus in een grote bak/pool gegooid en daar hun Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) overheen gehaald. Ze zijn in ieder geval wel eerlijk. Cesspool.
Hij is in ieder geval origineler dan de gebruikelijke "Ik heb hier 250 miljoen dollar waar ik niet bij kan maar met uw hulp...."
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Date: 2010-08-25 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-26 08:29 am (UTC)I don't know what is scarier: the fact that they don't check their winners, or the fact that my e-mail address has been so exposed to spammers!
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Date: 2010-08-26 11:06 am (UTC)