I just want meowing pettings!

[janestarz]

This is so unfair! Boss-lady is going to lie in bed, leaving me out here, meow and all alone, sitting desolately on the cold tiles of the hallway. I'll meow the kitten-eyes on her.
Oh! It worked. I get to go with her into the bedroom. But meow! there is a big white sheet hanging between me and her. Meow! I don't get it. I can still see her, but meow if it isn't true there's no way to get inside.
Oh! Wait! Here's an opening. But I can't admit I didn't see it before. Let's meow around in a squeaky voice, that always gets their attention to how terribly cute I am.
Boss-lady is lying down in bed. This will not meow! I must help her!
Hop, onto the bed I go. There. Now I can still do the cute meow at her, to see if she reacts.

Huzzah, she reacts. But she calls me a dolt, which is very meow unfair. Oh, now she pats the bed. I guess I'll go over to there then. Aha! Pettings occur. Purrrrr. Purrrr. Oh wait, no, now the other side! Purrrr. Purrrrr. I forgot, did my other side get pettings yet? Purrrrrr.
Oh look! I can meow under the blankets. I'll have a quick peeksie.

Who turned off the exits? Where did all the light go? I'll panic, that's what I'll... oooooooh pettings. I'll just meow poke my head out from under the blankets, and lie here. Purrr.
But I was more comfortable over there. Wait a meowing second already, I'll just... ohh, that's the belly. I'll just meow fall over here. Purrr. Purrr.

I have to go? I have to meowing go?! I was so cute, and I was fluffy and I was being petted and you bosses are really mean to a poow wittle kitty such as me.

I'll hide under the bed and pretend I don't know I have to go. Boss-man is meow being stern. Boss-man is too big to fit underneath the bed.
Oh noes, I'm being attacked from meow the back! I runs!

Cold tiles. I'm all alone on the cold tiles and meow no pettings. They closed the door... ooh I hear kibble in the kitchen. My daughter is meow eating it all! I runs!

Comments

[woran.livejournal.com]

Ah, the joys of pets!

[alhandra-s.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Your boss persons are just as mean as mine. she kicks me out, said I pulled her hairs out! Just wanted to give her a bath. not fair are she, my bossy
:-)

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

Boss-lady should have nice hairs so I gave mine a meow bath last night. I am not allowed close to the sewing, but when she falls over I can help her do her hair. The hairs meow get stuck in my mouth sometimes, but boss-lady has a nice hairdo afterwards. She's just a bit bald in meow places. I have loads of meow hair, but my baths take a lot longer!

[lenny (from livejournal.com)]

My bosses do not let me in the bedroom at night at all. That's okay, because I don't like it upstairs anyway. I just meow from the living room every morning until I get my food. I know they can hear me. No need to get up there.

This morning I got the food (albeit a little late), but then boss-man, who for some reason likes to get wet every morning, got into that nasty room with the cold tiles. And boss-lady stayed in bed. Now that was not good! So I meowed some more. And some more. Boss-lady called me into the bedroom, but that wouldn't do. Nasty upstairs. I meowed and meowed until she finally got downstairs and petted me. Prrrrr!

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

We have a meow downstairs, which is scary. We're not allowed down there unless the boss-man takes boss-lady and most of the crawl-through jump-over things with them and they stay away for ever and ever and ever!
But then when they return we meow help them when they take all the jump-overs and the crawl-throughs back to our nests. We stand on the top of the staircase and meow them back to the nest.

Your boss-lady is very mean to let you wait for your kibble for so long. She can sleep later! A beautysleep only takes many many hours but she can stand to be meow awake when you need kibble, right?!

[musemistress.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should do what I do to my humans. Lay over their throats and purr like this. Puuuuurrrr prrrrrowrrrr. And then they like it coz it lulls them to sleep, and then they can still turn over and I have a good pillow. Yes? I also look very cute and already on the bed when they go to bed. They may be MY humans, but they be still big enough to carry me out if I'm not cute.
The insolence!