Shiny Firefly meme

[janestarz]

Started by the infraggable nq3x
"I ain't never started a meme before, so I aim to start one. Hopefully it's shiny.
Post your favorite Firefly or Serenity line!"

MAL: "I didn't start it. Just wanted a quiet drink."
ZOE: Funny, Sir, how you always find yourself in some Alliance-friendly bar come U-Day, looking for a "quiet drink."
MAL: See, this is a sign of your tragic space dementia. All paranoid and crotchety, it breaks the heart.

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My favourite

[nokey.livejournal.com]

[After Wash executes a brilliant escape from the Reavers using the 'Crazy Ivan', Zoe turns to Mal.]
Zoe: Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
[She grabs Wash by the jacket and drags him off.]
Wash: Work, work, work…

[sna.livejournal.com]

[Shepherd Book prepares a meal as he absentmindedly addresses River.]
Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, um… What?
[Pan over to River, who works on a book with pens, brushes, and loose pages.]
River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics… doesn't make sense.
Book: No, no. You - you can't...
River: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem.
Book: Really?
River: We'll have to call it "early quantum state phenomenon". Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammals on the same boat.
Book: River, you don't... fix the Bible.
River: It's broken. It doesn't make sense.
Book: It's not about… making sense. It's about believing in something. And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you.

Wikiquote has pretty much all good quotes for Firefly sorted per episode. Handy.

[steelweaver.livejournal.com]

Mal: Get your prairie harpy off my boat, and put us back in the air.
Bester: Okay-y, but… can't.
Mal: What do you mean, "can't"?
Bester: No can do, Cap. Secondary grav boot's shot.
[Bester's local girlfriend calls out from behind the engine, where she's getting dressed again.]
Kaylee: No it ain't! Ain't nothing wrong with your grav boot. Grav boot's just fine.
[waves to Mal] Hello!
Bester: She doesn't… eh, that's not what… [to Kaylee] No it ain't!
Kaylee: Sure it is! Grav boot ain't your trouble. I seen the trouble plain as day when I was down there on my back before. Your reg couple's bad.

[webshark.livejournal.com]

Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

[athiel-draaick.livejournal.com]

Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?
Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
Harken: And your husband?
Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.