What's wrong with Ebay...

[janestarz]

This...

[ Medieval Diet + Fitness for Knights in armor SCA Larp ]

...is one hawt man.
...is what prowls ebay at night, looking for innocent victims.
...is why you shouldn't use self-tanning creams.
...is what's wrong with ebay.
...is just plain scary.

I never knew this icon would actually apply to one of my posts, but there you have it.

Your thoughts ladies? Gents?

Comments

[muizenstaartje.livejournal.com]

Wow, it doesn't only make you lose weight, it also makes you lose your head! *points at the "after" pic* :P

[nathreee.livejournal.com]

I really don't understand what freaked you out here. Or maybe I can't understand because it would drive me insane... So this guy sells a diet or something to make you lose weight and he looks a bit orangy in the picture? Some diet pills contain too much carotene and make you turn orange, or maybe the lighting was just off... ??

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

Well, it's nice that he says his diet is something so simple you could have used it in the Middle Ages! I mean, that's really what everyone needed after a really long hard day of work at the farm: more exercise!

It's just scary what kind of stuff you can find on ebay. There's whole Livejournal communities devoted to the horrors.

[nathreee.livejournal.com]

I guess ebay makes people feel like they can sell anything, including things that are not actually products, like this guy. So he lost a few pounds in what he thought was an easy way. Why does he think anyone would want to pay to know his secret? It's not like he's a got a degree in it or anything, hell it could just be some really toxic chinese weight loss pills, or a work out time table. I don't buy from ebay because of scary idiots like this guy.

[anemoona.livejournal.com]

If he thinks I'm impressed, he is soo wrong.
Can't imagine someone would pay him for an email...

[webshark.livejournal.com]

Zoë: You've never heard of Reavers?
Simon: No. Campfire stories and men gone savage on the edge of space—
Zoë: They're not stories.
Simon: What happens if they board us?
Zoë: They take the ship, they'll rape us to death, and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

We're hoarding the last episode we haven't seen yet...still can't find the DVD for sale in the Netherlands!

I love Zoë.