**** Growl ****
Apr. 10th, 2002 01:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
janestarzFuck blondes! The insanity raging through the school has finally effected the unruly dumbs and retared walking around the vicinity of my computer.
My RSI-programme indicated that I should take a pause, and Gerdien asked me to help her with the html. So I locked my computer console, and walked to her in the other computerroom.
When I had helped the ignorant classmates of mine who needed my help (as well as the ignorant others, who weren't in my class, but I just can't ignore the puppy-eyes Roel has) I returned to my console, expecting to find it locked and alone.
Well, there was a blonde sitting on my chair, on the computer next to me, staring at my screen, which was black except for the text "Non-system disk error. Remove floppy and press a key to reboor" or something.
Well, ofcourse miss Dumb&Blond didn't speak Computer, so she was just staring blannkly at a screen in an attempt to understand the impossible. I stepped up and said
"Who turned off my computer?"
She said she had, because it had crashed, that there was a small screen saying it was crashed.
"Did the little screen say 'This system has been locked and can only be unlocked by the user who has locked it or a system administrator' ?" I asked cynically (yes, cynical. I'm sorry if I am cynical or bitchy when someone touches my stuff: a computer holding a cd, my floppydisk, my bags and my bread!)
"Yes"
"Well, that was because I locked it. I am back now."
Utter silence, because miss Dumb&Blond obviously didn't understand a word I was saying. Which could be because I used words that consisted of more than 2 syllables.
*Sigh*
"Can I have my chair back now?
I got my chair back, took out the floppy, restarted the computer and lost all my open windows. Which had been saved before I left, ofcourse. There's always a chance your computer runs into a big and dumb blonde. I have the brains to realise that. And I'm a natural blonde with red hair!
My RSI-programme indicated that I should take a pause, and Gerdien asked me to help her with the html. So I locked my computer console, and walked to her in the other computerroom.
When I had helped the ignorant classmates of mine who needed my help (as well as the ignorant others, who weren't in my class, but I just can't ignore the puppy-eyes Roel has) I returned to my console, expecting to find it locked and alone.
Well, there was a blonde sitting on my chair, on the computer next to me, staring at my screen, which was black except for the text "Non-system disk error. Remove floppy and press a key to reboor" or something.
Well, ofcourse miss Dumb&Blond didn't speak Computer, so she was just staring blannkly at a screen in an attempt to understand the impossible. I stepped up and said
"Who turned off my computer?"
She said she had, because it had crashed, that there was a small screen saying it was crashed.
"Did the little screen say 'This system has been locked and can only be unlocked by the user who has locked it or a system administrator' ?" I asked cynically (yes, cynical. I'm sorry if I am cynical or bitchy when someone touches my stuff: a computer holding a cd, my floppydisk, my bags and my bread!)
"Yes"
"Well, that was because I locked it. I am back now."
Utter silence, because miss Dumb&Blond obviously didn't understand a word I was saying. Which could be because I used words that consisted of more than 2 syllables.
*Sigh*
"Can I have my chair back now?
I got my chair back, took out the floppy, restarted the computer and lost all my open windows. Which had been saved before I left, ofcourse. There's always a chance your computer runs into a big and dumb blonde. I have the brains to realise that. And I'm a natural blonde with red hair!
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I just wanted to ask you if you have black hair or so.
*LOL* sorry that i'm laughing, this could be a good joke about blondes.
and..sorry to read though you had to experience that. :o)
doesn't she understand ONE word english than??
Fuck Blondes, for there are redheads!!!
I have a picture page on my geocities. Now I think this is the address is:
http://www.geocities.com/janestarz/Pictures.html
I think. I'm blonde, so I'm not real good at thinking. It comes with the haircolor.
I can actually laugh about this experience now. Besides, I never leave my computer unsaved. Some people even steal it if you're only getting a page from the printer.