Amusing things.

[janestarz]

First off, my 419 scammer wants to marry me! Which makes me unsure of the next step to take. Maybe I should tell him my life consists mostly of robbing people with my mother, and that I would gladly marry him because I found a new way of getting people's money; pretending they inherited a million dollars and they have to pay some money to get it.

Your thoughts and ideas are welcome. He hasn't send me a picture yet, sadly.

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Shouldn't that read "presents"? *looks innocently and points her boo...er...presents forward*

Comments

[endimi.livejournal.com]

I just love the pic you sent the guy! LOL!
But you already have way more inspiration than me on this...

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

Plenty of pictures of Christina Ricci on the web - and since she was very famous as a kid but not so much as an adult he's not likely to know our little Wednesday Addams.

Inspiration is hard to retain when you're typing Bad Spelling without any capital I's. *shiverz* And it's getting tedious.
Any tips?

[m1ss-ann-thropy.livejournal.com]

You can't possibly marry someone that your mom hasn't seen a picture of and/or you want to show him off to all your girlfriends at school :P

[muizenstaartje.livejournal.com]

I found a new way of getting people's money; pretending they inherited a million dollars and they have to pay some money to get it.

That might alarm him, because when you have 16 million dollars, why do you need to steel money? I think you can bait him further by sounding desperate to marry him. "My mom won't let me go otherwise." or something like that. On the other hand, if he thinks you're really greedy, he might be convinced this is going to work on you.

This is a though one.

[muizenstaartje.livejournal.com]

Darn, again I pressed the wrong reply link> >:(