#larp: The Tale Of The Captain’s Replicator

[janestarz]

The Tale Of The Captain's Replicator
(only so recently stolen from the OP-bunker...)


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[20:49] * Jane stands next to Malor, opens her long rain coat and whispers:
[20:49] [Jane] ::psst! Wanna buy a real Captain's Replicator ::
[20:50] [Malor] WHAT?
[20:50] [Aisha] OOHH.. Captain! That’s your...your...
[20:50] [Malor] THAT'S MY REPLICATOR
[20:50] [Malor] CHIEF, ARREST THAT... erm... RAINCOAT!
[20:50] * Aisha grabs her super duper home made phaser
[20:50] * Jane looks innocently
[20:51] * Aisha is now known as Sec-chief-Aisha
[20:51] [Sec-chief-Aisha] YOU! ehm... in the raincoat!
[20:51] * Malor is now known as Cpt_Malor
[20:51] * Sec-chief-Aisha points. at Jane.
[20:51] * Jane blinks innocently
[20:51] * Sec-chief-Aisha still points.
[20:51] [Sec-chief-Aisha] yes.. you.. YOU!
[20:51] [Sec-chief-Aisha] ehm...
[20:51] [NoKey] Sex-chief-Aisha?
[20:51] * Jane dashes towards the turbolift
[20:51] * Sec-chief-Aisha turns to captain Malor.
[20:51] * Cpt_Malor tackles Miss. Raincoat and triest to wrestle his favorite replicator from the hands of the friend
[20:52] [Sec-chief-Aisha] ehm.. what do i say now?
[20:52] [Jane] Ack!
[20:52] * Sec-chief-Aisha aims the phaser
[20:52] [Cpt_Malor] Give..
[20:52] [Cpt_Malor] It...
[20:52] [Sec-chief-Aisha] Shall i shoot? shall i shoot?
[20:52] * Cpt_Malor yanks
[20:52] [Cpt_Malor] NO!
[20:52] * Sec-chief-Aisha grins eagerly.
[20:52] * Jane looses some teeth while falling flat on her face
[20:52] [Jane] awwwckkk
[20:52] * Jane wrestles Malor
[20:53] * Sec-chief-Aisha tries to point the super duper home made phaser at Jane but points at Captain malor instead
[20:53] [Cpt_Malor] GET THAT SHOE OUT OF MY... NOOOO! THAT DOESN'T GO THERE... ARGGGGHHH
[20:53] [Cpt_Malor] SHOOT, SHOOT HER
[20:53] [Sec-chief-Aisha] Capt! shall i shooot!!
[20:53] * Sec-chief-Aisha shoots!
[20:53] * Jane dies
[20:53] * Sec-chief-Aisha hits Captain malor.
[20:53] * Cpt_Malor dies
[20:53] [Sec-chief-Aisha] ehm.....
[20:53] [Sec-chief-Aisha] damn.. wrong setting again.
[20:53] * Sec-chief-Aisha pouts
[20:53] [Sec-chief-Aisha] ehm... captain?
[20:53] * Cpt_Malor is now known as Cpt_Malor_DED
[20:53] * Sec-chief-Aisha looks around.
[20:53] * Jane opens her eyes
[20:53] [Sec-chief-Aisha] MEEEEDIIIIICCCCCCC!!!!!
[20:53] [Jane] me not dead?
[20:54] [Sec-chief-Aisha] Where is that holo doc when you need him!
[20:54] [Cpt_Malor_DED] argh...lll....
[20:54] * Jane wrings the Captain's Replicator from Cpt_Malor_DED and runs for the turbolift, clutching the Capt's Replicator as well as her teeth tight
[20:54] * NoKey is now known as The_doctor
[20:54] [Sec-chief-Aisha] NOOOOO!!!!
[20:54] [Sec-chief-Aisha] MEEDDIIICC!
[20:54] * Sec-chief-Aisha activates the emergency holodoctor
[20:55] * The_doctor appears out of thin air saying "Please state the nature of your medical emergency"
[20:55] [Jane] Transporter-room one
[20:55] * Sec-chief-Aisha points at captain Malor
[20:55] [Sec-chief-Aisha] i ehm.. kinda shot him!
[20:55] * The_doctor whips out his tricorder
[20:55] * Jane waves sweetly at Cpt_Malor_DED and Sec-chief-Aisha and The_doctor
[20:55] [The_doctor] I see
[20:55] * Jane waits for the turbolift to arrive
[20:55] * Sec-chief-Aisha points at Jane.
[20:55] * The_doctor looks worried at Cpt_Malor_DED
[20:55] [Sec-chief-Aisha] i'll get you next time.. next time!!
[20:56] * Jane rigs the Transporter in Transporter room One and beams herself off the ship into a safe place.
[20:56] * The_doctor taps his communicator saying "This is the EMH. Two to beam directly to sickbay"
[20:56] * Jane is now known as CouselorJane
[20:56] * CouselorJane arrives at the SCENE
[20:56] [CouselorJane] Oh no!
[20:56] * The_doctor places Cpt_Malor_DED in stasis
[20:56] * Sec-chief-Aisha quickly hides her super duper home made phaser.
[20:56] * CouselorJane runs after The_doctor and Cpt_Malor_DED
[20:56] * The_doctor gets out the tissue knitter
[20:56] [Sec-chief-Aisha] She shot him!
[20:56] [Sec-chief-Aisha] the thief shot him!
[20:56] [CouselorJane] oooh!
[20:57] [CouselorJane] my precious captain!
[20:57] * CouselorJane swoons!
[20:57] [The_doctor] Now, this looks nasty
[20:57] * CouselorJane faints!
[20:57] [The_doctor] Not a standard phaser it seems
[20:57] * The_doctor looks fascinated and worried
[20:57] * Sec-chief-Aisha exits stage left before they go and question her.
[20:57] * Sec-chief-Aisha is now known as Aisha
[20:57] * CouselorJane looks around if there are handsome Nameless Ensigns (m/v) are around to safe her!
[20:57] * The_doctor puts a few cortical stimulators on Cpt_Malor_DED's head
[20:58] [The_doctor] Computer, release stasis field
[20:58] * CouselorJane faints some more to see if she can attract the attention of the handsome Nameless Ensigns
[20:58] * The_doctor recussitates Cpt_Malor_DED
[20:58] * The_doctor works the tissue knitter some more
[20:58] [The_doctor] Captain?
[20:58] [The_doctor] Wake up captain!
[20:58] * Cpt_Malor_DED is now known as Cpt_Malor
[20:59] [CouselorJane] seeing that there are NO handsome Nameless Ensigns around who are going to pick me up...
[20:59] * CouselorJane pouts and gets up
[20:59] [The_doctor] Please lie still for a moment longer
[20:59] * CouselorJane brushes off her miniskirt
[20:59] [CouselorJane] now who am I going to serve coffee on my ass?!
[20:59] [Cpt_Malor] argh... did someone get the licenseplate of that Nebula-class Starship that hit me... it just came out of nowhere...
[20:59] [The_doctor] That will have to wait
[21:00] [The_doctor] You need to recover from your injuries
[21:00] [The_doctor] Don't make me give you a direct order to stay here
[21:00] [The_doctor] Me being the only one on board who *can*
[21:00] * CouselorJane pouts and keeps brushing off her mini-skirt, to accentuate the mini-ness of the skirt in the hope to attract the attention of any handsome nameless ensigns, lieutenants or officers, dammit!
[21:00] [Cpt_Malor] Wha... ever...
[21:01] * The_doctor adjusts the controls of the captain's biobed
[21:01] [The_doctor] You took a nasty hit there captain
[21:01] [The_doctor] You have lost a considerable amount of blood and you need to regain your strength
[21:01] [The_doctor] Counselor
[21:02] [The_doctor] Could you get some wholesome food for the captain?
[21:02] * CouselorJane looks up, surprised about the voice-out-of nowhere
[21:02] * CouselorJane turns around and sees The_doctor and Cpt_Malor
[21:02] [The_doctor] Something rich in iron, fiber and vitamins
[21:02] [CouselorJane] OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
[21:02] [CouselorJane] UR like S0 Al1v3!
[21:02] * CouselorJane geeks, cutes, and winks
[21:03] [CouselorJane] (in that order)
[21:03] [The_doctor] (almost sprays tea all over the monitor)
[21:03] [The_doctor] Counselor?
[21:03] * CouselorJane falls over with the effort
[21:03] [The_doctor] Do I have to make that request an order?
[21:03] [CouselorJane] uhm!
[21:03] [CouselorJane] What order sir doctor sir?
[21:03] * CouselorJane cutes
[21:03] [The_doctor] Could you get some wholesome food for the captain?
[21:03] [The_doctor] Something rich in iron, fiber and vitamins
[21:03] [Cpt_Malor] Coffee...
[21:03] [CouselorJane] uhm
[21:03] [CouselorJane] sure!
[21:03] [Cpt_Malor] Coooo...ffeee...
[21:04] [CouselorJane] shall I serve it on my ass to perk him up a bit?
[21:04] [The_doctor] You *can* talk to a replicator I presume?
[21:04] [The_doctor] What
[21:04] [The_doctor] Ever
[21:04] [CouselorJane] okay!
[21:04] * CouselorJane bounces, cutes, falls over with the effort once more, and then skitters off to the Captain's Replicator
[21:04] [CouselorJane] Uhm...
[21:05] [CouselorJane] like, replicator? I need a special perky coffee for the captain!
[21:05] [CouselorJane] ...
[21:05] [CouselorJane] uhm...replicator?
[21:05] * CouselorJane knocks on the empty panels of the op bunker where the Captain's replicator once used to be
[21:05] * The_doctor gives CouselorJane an annoyed look
[21:05] [CouselorJane] it's not workinggggg!
[21:05] * CouselorJane whines
[21:05] * CouselorJane starts to cry
[21:06] [CouselorJane] but I wanted him to *sob* have some good wholesome *sob* coffee so he would feel *sob cry sob* better!
[21:06] * The_doctor taps his communicator "EMH to engineering. Please reconnect the captain's replicator:
[21:07] * CouselorJane taps the empty panels
[21:07] * CouselorJane feels the smooth surface where once the cogs and nobs of the replicator used to be
[21:07] [CouselorJane] uhmmmmm...
[21:07] * CouselorJane looks really uhmm worried, like 'brain not present'
[21:07] [CouselorJane] uhmmmm?
[21:07] [CouselorJane] Cpt_Malor?
[21:08] [CouselorJane] like, uhm, why is the Captains' Replicator not working?
[21:08] * Scourger[Away] is now known as Scourger
[21:08] * The_doctor taps his communicator "EMH to engineering."
[21:08] [The_doctor] ANYBODY HOME?
[21:09] * CouselorJane grabs Lieutenant Scourger's sleeve and tugs it
[21:09] [CouselorJane] uhhmmm
[21:09] [CouselorJane] lieutenant?
[21:09] [Scourger] Yes?
[21:10] [CouselorJane] why is the replicator not working? It's so smooth here, where it used to be.
[21:10] [CouselorJane] I want to serve Cpt_Malor some coffee on my ass
[21:10] [CouselorJane] he really needs it
[21:10] * CouselorJane cutes, winks
[21:10] [Scourger] hm....
[21:10] * CouselorJane then fallls over with the effort once more
[21:10] [CouselorJane] oops!
[21:10] [CouselorJane] hihi!
[21:10] [Scourger] I think it's away for repair.
[21:10] [CouselorJane] breathing and winking is hard
[21:10] [CouselorJane] away?!
[21:10] [CouselorJane] oh no!
[21:11] [Scourger] You should use the captains private replicator I think.
[21:11] [CouselorJane] but, The_doctor, what are we going to do NOW!?
[21:11] [The_doctor] How would I know I'm just the EMH
[21:11] [The_doctor] Nobody *ever* tells *me* anything
[21:11] [CouselorJane] uhm...
[21:11] [CouselorJane] so...
[21:11] * CouselorJane grabs Lieutenant Scourger and falls into his arms
[21:12] [Brigida|Buffy] errr...
[21:12] [CouselorJane] your chest is soooo biiiiig. Are you sure there's no Klingon blood in your family?!!!
[21:12] * CouselorJane cutes some more
[21:12] * CouselorJane giggles
[21:12] [CouselorJane] !
[21:12] [Odharith] lol
[21:12] [Brigida|Angel] I'm outta here... you you you strange people :P
[21:12] [CouselorJane] [thanks!]
[21:12] [Cpt_Malor] Argh!
[21:13] [Scourger] No... I'm purely human CouselorJane.
[21:13] [Scourger] You know that... everybody knows that!
[21:13] [CouselorJane] oh. Okay.
[21:13] [CouselorJane] well, uhm
[21:13] [CouselorJane] my brain not working!
[21:13] [CouselorJane] right The_doctor?
[21:13] * The_doctor takes a good look at CouselorJane
[21:14] [The_doctor] It would seem so, yes
[21:14] * CouselorJane stares blankly at The_doctor
[21:14] [The_doctor] yes, definitely
[21:14] [CouselorJane] hihi!
[21:15] * CouselorJane falls over, right in Cpt_Malor's lap
[21:15] [CouselorJane] HoooooOOOOOppssss!
[21:15] [CouselorJane] hihi!
[21:15] * The_doctor sighs


My couselor always is a big cardboard box, serving the captain coffee on her ass. And she's a slut. Oh, the horror. XD

Comments

[webshark.livejournal.com]

Heavely Tusked Alien:
GRAAAAAAH
I Will Rape Your daugther, your wife, your mother AND your grandmother if you don't piss off out of this solar system!!!!

ship's counselar:
Captain...I sense....anger...?

[janestarz.livejournal.com]

Bwhahaahaahahaha!!!!