#larp: We hate Windows.

[janestarz]

From #larp. Sometimes we DO chat in English

[11:23] * Aisha sets mode [brain=online] Aisha
[11:23] * Jurjen sets mode +Learning on Jurjen
[11:24] (Jane) An unexpected error has occured. Abort, Retry, Fail?
[11:25] (Jurjen) Retry
[11:25] (Jane) An unexpected error has occured. Abort, Retry, Fail?
[11:25] (Jurjen) Abort
[11:25] (Jane) you must be using Windows?
[11:25] (Jane) Aborting, please wait .................................
[11:25] (Jurjen) ;) yeah
[11:25] (Jane) ................
[11:26] (Jurjen) ok ok, Ctrl Alt Delete
[11:26] (Jane) A fatal exception E00000OoooOooo has occurred, to restart your computer press CTRL-ALT-DELETE now. To return to Windows and try your luck, press Space
[11:26] (Jurjen) RESET DAMNIT
[11:26] (Jane) pprrrrbbbiiieeep
[11:26] (Jane) tiiidiiidumm
[11:26] (Jane) BIOS initializing....OK
[11:27] (Jane) now starting Windows
[11:27] (Jane) A fatal exception E00000OoooOooo has occurred, to restart your computer press CTRL-ALT-DELETE now. To return to Windows and try your luck, press Space
[11:27] (Jurjen) GODDAMN
[11:27] *Jurjen inserts windows backup CD
[11:27] (Jane) Please insert registry number for Windows Backup CD
[11:28] (Jane) xxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxx
[11:28] (Jurjen) QWER-TYUIOP-ASDFGH-JKLM
[11:28] (Jane) A fatal exception E00000OoooOooo has occurred, to restart your computer press CTRL-ALT-DELETE now. To return to Windows and try your luck, press Space
[11:29] (Jurjen) BLOODY HELL
[11:29] (Jurjen) OK, ILL DOWNLOAD LINUX
[11:29] (Aisha) "BLOODY HELL" is an unknown command, Abort, retry Fail?
[11:29] *Jane likes this game: buggering Jurjen
[11:29] (Jurjen) lol
[11:30] (Jane) ?Bad command or file name
[11:30] * Jurjen kicks his computer
[11:30] (Jurjen) RESTART DAMNIT
[11:30] (Jane) please do not kick me
[11:30] (Jane) A fatal exception E00000OoooOooo has occurred, to restart your computer press CTRL-ALT-DELETE now. To return to Windows and try your luck, press Space
[11:30] * Jurjen starts pouncing the reset button without any luck
[11:30] (Jane) that tickles. Abort, Retry, Fail?
[11:31] (Jurjen) retry
[11:32] (Aisha) Are you sure you want to shut down windows Indefinately? (yes) (maybe) (cancel)
[11:32] * Jurjen has in the meantime bought all linux cd’s
[11:32] (Jane) O.o
[11:32] (Jane) Thou art an ingorant fool!
[11:32] * Jurjen inserts linux disc one
[11:32] (Jane) zucht
[11:32] (Jane) you can’t buy Linux
[11:32] (Jurjen) ;)
[11:32] (Jurjen) i konw
[11:32] (Jurjen) *know
[11:32] (Aisha) you CAN buy linux :)
[11:32] (Jane) ya?
[11:32] (Aisha) redhat is for sale
[11:33] (Jane) bugger that
[11:33] (Jane) but redhat sucks
[11:33] (Jurjen) indeed
[11:33] (Jane) A fatal exception E00000OoooOooo has occurred, to restart your computer press CTRL-ALT-DELETE now. To return to Windows and try your luck, press Space
[11:33] * Jurjen presses space
[11:33] (Jane) starting scandisk
[11:33] (Jane) now checking drive C for errors...1%
[11:33] (Jane) 1.5%
[11:33] (Jane) 2%
[11:33] (Jane) 2.5%\
[11:33] (Jurjen) GOD
[11:34] *Jurjen presses cance
[11:34] (Jane) cancelling,.....please wait
[11:34] (Jane) please wait...
[11:34] (Jane) now checking drive D for errors....
[11:34] (Jane) ...
[11:34] (Jane) 0.5 %
[11:35] (Jurjen) AAAH!!!
[11:35] *Jurjen cancels again
[11:35] (Jane) cancelling, please wait
[11:35] (Jane) 1%
[11:35] (Jane) ....
[11:35] (Jane) 1.5%
[11:35] (Jane) Are you sure you want to cancel? Scandisk will not fix any problems in files!
[11:36] (Jurjen) I DONT CARE
[11:36] *Jurjen presses y
[11:36] (Jane) we care...restarting windows
[11:37] (Jane) non-system or disk error....please check floppy and press a key
[11:37] *Jurjen presses the any key button
[11:37] (Jane) non-system or disk error....please check floppy and press a key
[11:37] *Jurjen pulls all shit out of PC
[11:38] (Jane) segfault
[11:38] (Jane) AUAUUDOO45450I9FKROJETIERF0000KTYOKTQ2353TKLERMGJGGFER RTJI345U2RKW }{":l{i(jukmSRT8UW345WJ34{rt"e%tiJIEFJWI45JWTK
[11:38] * Jurjen throws PC out of the window
[11:38] (Jane) aahah!!!
[11:39] (Jane) *crash*
[11:39] (Jurjen) DIE DIE DIE!!
[11:39] (Jane) Abort Retry Fail?
[11:39] (Jurjen) FAIL!!!
[11:39] *Jurjen jumps down the window with a big metal hammer
[11:39] *Jurjen starts smashing the computer to bits
[11:40] (Jurjen) RAAAH!!!
[11:40] (Jurjen) DIE BILL GATES DIE!!!
[11:40] *Jane sets mode +die
[11:40] (Jurjen) good
[11:41] (Jurjen) now i can rest in peace
[11:41] *Jurjen commits suicide
[11:41] *Jurjen sets mode +die
[11:41] (Jane) hihihi
[11:41] * Jane patpats jurjen on the head and flogs his kernel