A woman's Random Thoughts [this I got forwarded]

1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.

2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

8) Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty .... do it and die."

10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

11) If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

Send this to seven bright women you know and make their day!!!
(Or at least make them laugh a little.)

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Well, I suppose I can reach a lot more 'bright women' by putting it in my LJ!

(no subject)

Name: Jane Starz
Loc: Somewhere in a tree in Europe
Sex: female
Eyes: green / brown
Hair: Red, bottle no. 89

[ Sex Stuff ]
Are you a virgin: yep
Has anyone ever been down your pants: nope
How many times have you had sex: 0

[-love-]
Are you in love: Not really like 'oooooo'
Do you have a bf/gf: no
When did you start going out: a few years back, but the real stuff started to happen when I met TommyCee

[-have you ever-]
Drank: yes. I loved the vodka adventure
Smoked: I tried but it sucks
Kissed the same sex: if you count kissing my mom goodnight
Kissed the opposite: yeah...
Skinnydipped: yes. In a sauna.
Broke a bone: my arm! my arm!
Failed a class: yes and no. I failed 2 subjects but it did hold me back a year.
Thought you were gonna die: I know I'm gonna die. The 'when' part is the most interesting.
Killed someone: people? No. Animals? Yeah.
Cried over a boy/girl: Yes.
Had a death in the family: Not while I was in my conscious years.
Ran around nude: When I was a baby.
Talked on the phone for more then 5 hours: no. But I have been on the internet for more than 5 hours straight

[-status ; right now-]
Wearing: jeans, black [I'm gonna wear you to Wiseguy] top, red linen blouse.
Eating: nothing. Digesting my breakfast
Talking to: my inner child
Phone with: nobody.
Time: 9.45 am
Drinking: Coffee with milk and sugar
Listening to: good point. I'll be back, just let me get my cd's. Enter- Within Temptation
In: my corpse shell, my mothers bedroom, a house, Europe.

[When was the last time you...]
Smiled?: yesterday
Laughed?: Yesterday
Cried?: It's been a while
Bought something?: Tuesday...I think
Danced?: Mwuhuhuhaahahaa.... yesterday morning
Were sarcastic?: This morning in an e-mail :)
Kissed someone?: my mommy kissed me this morning :)
Talked to an ex?: Two weeks ago.
Watched your favorite movie? Three weeks back
Had a nightmare?: If you count being in the army and not shooting the enemy a nightmare, tonight.
Last book you read: De Kunstrijder by Jan Terlouw (it's a dutchie!)
Last movie you saw: City of Angels - Meg Ryan and Nicholas Cage :)
Last song you heard: Gimme Horses - Wiseguy
Last thing you had to drink: coffee, thank GOD!
Last time you showered: er....*sniff sniff* Smells like yesterday.
Last thing you ate: bread with minced meat.

[do you]
Smoke?: nope
Have sex?: not yet
Sleep with stuffed animals?: two!
Live in the moment?: I enjoy my moments.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Yep.
Play an instrument?: Guitar. And I do a smashing performance featuring a pan and two spoons. :)
Believe there is life on other planets?: Yes. Hey, I'm a Trekker!
Read the newspaper?: I should but I don't
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: yes
Believe in miracles?: yes
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? faithful? As in: no cheating? Mm. Dunno.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: I have my moments where I can stand other people. I can be a bitch.
Like the taste of alcohol?: yeah. A bit too much
Have a favorite candy?: I'm a slave to chocolate
Believe in astrology?: no
Believe in god?: That's with a capital G. Yes.
Pray?: Sometimes
Go to church?: no
Have any pets: No. My roommate has a cat, called Mousy.
Do well in school?: Not quite as well as I should
Go to or plan to go to college?: I'm in my first year.
Have a major?: Major what? Problems? Yeah.
Wear hats?: Only when it's freezing or raining cats 'n dogs
Have any piercings: My ears are pierced.
Have an obsession?: Yes. Loads.
Collect anything?: Money, from the street?
Wish on stars?: Sometimes on Orion
Like your handwriting?: I type more than I write
Have any bad habits?: Loads
Care about looks: Only when I go out.

Drained / Drunk

All day I felt like there was this enourmous pillow wrapped around my head. I had my moments that I was awake…but when I really think of it, there really was no moment that I was awake.

I got up way too early, my mom tried to make me breakfast on bed, but she kept mixing up the cups. [She drinks rooibos tea, which I dispise. When I wake up I need coffee!]. Then I called this ‘friend’ of mine which I was supposed to meet today. He said he couldn’t make it until 4 pm, so I told him that was very inconvenient for me because I had to take some train and I wanted to be home by 6. (which means I’d have tot take the 4.30 train from Rotterdam).

So with those activities out of the way I surfed somewhat on the web. I was kind of bitchy to my Starfalcon club and I was very bitchy to the captain of the club concerning Ezboard.
So I packed all of my bags, brought a package to the post office and grabbed a bus to Gouda. I was just lounging and staring at the houses at the dike. I felt like I was staring at the water in the river. Because whenever I watch the houses, I get real inspired to make a house in The Sims and publish it on the Sims Resource.

I bought 2 cd’s on the Gouda station and then spent my time in the train reading all of the songtexts from ‘Infernal love’ from ‘Therapy?’ and ‘System of a Down’. And the rest of the traintrip I just stared out of the window. I remember moaning at a great hill with trees, but that’s it.

Then I got home, did some stuff, I think?

I went to school were I sent my report to my English teacher (yeah, the first assignment I finished so far for English) and spend the rest of the afternoon chatting on msn.
Then I got home, and cooked because I was quite hungry. My entire schedule of the day was screwed because of my mom’s attempt on breakfast.

Watched a movie (Hope Floats – Sandra Bullock), ate some chips, sketched an elf, and finally realised my head was wrapped in a big black blanket.

I bet I could write real good stuff right now. If I had an idea on what to write.

“I need to clear this mess inside my head” – who sang that again? I really feel weird. I just can’t describe it. It would be something to write about, but I just can’t.

I’m going to sleep now. If I can. There’s a big pile of rubbish on my bed. That will make the ‘getting in & getting comfy’ part quite hard.