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"Thank you Bob. This is Jane Starz reporting for you LIVE from the Christian College of Ede, where some die-hard students are desperately hoping not to have to do their portfolio by claiming to be working on their other projects in school. The few that are left at this time, three hours after the classes have ended, are aparantly chatting on Msn. We asked what one of the students is doing right now.

"I'm on msn because mIRC went dead an hour ago. So was Elfwood"

"You see Bob, there is little hope of entertainment or celebration left for these young students. I'm Jane Starz reporting live for you from the Christian College in Ede."