Today is official bummer-day!

'tis the day before christmas
shopping's to be done
I woke up at sunrise
to help out my mom

At 8 I was at the butcher's
And at 9 at the marketplace
At 10 back in bed
Sleeping, lying flat on my face

At 12 I woke again
And read some comicbooks
And here I am writing
Without a clue why

So here I am a-typing
Feeling tired and so upset
Tomorrow we'll eat all that
Siiiiiiigh.

Oh nO! I'm er...a man!

Another test. Yes, yet another one. There was this woman at the door at 9.30, and she happens to be somebody my mother knows. So they talk and talk and talk.

But I'll be the winner! (thats for sure, you can't lose with these tests)

I took the Gender test at The Spark and it turns out, internet is blind. For when I check under my undies I am 100% female. Yet the Spark Gender Test says: "

It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you.
0 Amazing! I am a man!
0 You bitches, I am a girl.
[vote]
"

I am a man! I am a man! Yeah, this is so true! Screw you, man, count my cavities....

So, I voted "You bitches, I am a girl" and this came up:

"
REALLY?

{no, I'm friggin joking man, ofcourse!}

You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.

People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman {x-CUSE me?}, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.

If you want to make it smarter, forward the Gender Test.
Please spread this URL as fast as you can.
http://www.thespark.com/gendertest

TheSpark.com wishes to thank all 1,999,358 females (57%) and 1,496,776 males (43%) who have taken the Gender Test thus far. This experiment is something we're quite proud of. Did you know that men are less likely to call this test retarded than women? Women are less likely to choose being lonely (over bleeding to death) than men. Men prefer white bedrooms. Women prefer blue bedrooms. {I have slept in a blue one, but I hated it, so I'm onto white}